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LOCAL INSECT-SOURCED RESISTANCE

Woke Honey DC

Honey 100% from Washington, DC Hives

Defending the right of DC residents to throw sandwiches and send $$ to Rene Good's lawyer
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Woke Honey DC's honey is a combination of local resilience and civil disobedience. Except you don't break any laws when you buy it, you won't go to jail and any use of zipties is purely personal.

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Testimonials

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Candace B. Real
Someday, I'm sure I won't be able to get enough of Woke Honey's unique flavors! It's not just honey; it probably tastes like DC! Not the traffic, not the Code Red days, not my recycling. You know, flowers.
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Anita Bunch
I hope, every time I open a jar of Woke Honey DC, that I will feel connected to the vibrant spirit of DC. I also intend to cackle in a self-congratulatory fashion.
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Tom D. Harry

We're here to start Good Trouble.

Where should we begin?

Suggest a Plaintiff

Know of something we can fund that will annoy our overlords?

About Woke Honey

A Taste of Resistance
Using bees to build the buzz of community, solidarity, sarcasm and simple sugars.
Not a Charity
We will charge sales tax and there's no deduction. (As if the IRS would approve the paperwork) We're offering you taxation without representation. Again.
Overcharging with Purpose
We have a couple of hundred jars to make a tiny amount of money...but we hope this rounding error worth of $$ is still super annoying.
Fun Fact
Honeybees are socialist!

Our Products

Eight ounces of delicious and disobedient honey harvested from hives within DC by real beekeepers.
Pay more for less!
Woke Honey DC: $25.00Eight ounces of delicious and disobedient honey from beehives located within Washington, DC, harvested by real local beekeepers..
Woke Honey DC, DOGE edition: $35.00Maybe 4 ounces. Still delicious! More delicious! The best delicious!
wokehoneydc@gmail.com@wokedchoney

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